I’m looking for Fat Hoochie Prom Queen, ” I declared. He did not respond.“ It’s a book, ” I said. “Not a person.” Nope. Nothing.“At the very least, can you tell me the author?” He looked at his computer, as if it had some way to speak to me without any typing on his part.“ Are you wearing headphones that I can’t see?” I asked. He scratched at the inside of his elbow.“ Do you know me?” I persisted. “Did I grind you to a pulp in kindergarten, and are you now getting sadistic pleasure from this petty revenge? Stephen Little, is that you? Is it? I was much younger then, and foolish to have nearly drowned you in that water fountain. In my defense, yourprior destruction of my book report was a completely unwarranted act of aggression.” Finally, a response. The information desk clerk shook his shaggy head.“ No?” I said.“ I am not allowed to disclose the location of Fat Hoochie Prom Queen, ” he explained. “Not to you. Not to anyone. And while I am not StephenLittle, you should be ashamed of what you did to him. Ashamed.Rachel Cohn
About This Quote
Stephen Little was a character created by Tom Robbins. He was one of the main characters in the book "Jitterbug Perfume." StephenLittle was a being who was capable of being extremely helpful, but also extremely cruel. However, at times he could be helpful to people that needed it. He loved to read books, and would often read them to people who were lonely or needed cheering up.
However, some people used him as a way of getting revenge on others for being mean to them in the past. Stephen Little took the form of a young man with brown hair and glasses. He had a very friendly face, but had an evil look about him.
Stephen loved to read, which is what made him so powerful, but he loved it so much that he would not return any kindness shown to him. For example, if someone gave him fifty cents for his favorite book, he would give that person back only five dollars after selling the book for five times that amount.
Source: Dash & Lilys Book Of Dares
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